i personally am not on pointe but i know jamie raves about her gaynor mindens and i was with her when she was fitted for them, they’re pretty rad

so do i have to put pants on now or

babyferaligator:

YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES

(via winryrockbells)

all-time-potter:

thecouscousqueen:

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR

ITS FUCKING TIP 394

(via freezeveganpolice)

winryrockbells:

ohjaimelannister:

Imagine if you had to take a shot every time you were sarcastic.

#wed all die of alcohol poisoning on the first day

purplemonkeysexgod69:

we don’t mourn
the flowers we kill

we adorn funerals
with bright blooms
of oblivion as we celebrate
the life of the deceased

the bride walks down
the aisle carrying death
in her hands as the groom
wears the smile

here you go mother
here is a bouquet
of severed heads
for all your labor

I love you

is a rose in bloom
in a vase
on the kitchen table

we don’t mourn
the flowers we kill

(via saschalily)